i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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