it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Too much gin, very little bucket
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it's great music for shaving your balls
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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