This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Fuck appropriateness.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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