their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
