did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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