What a fucking waste of an outfit
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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