Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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