I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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