it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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