you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You can make out without kissing
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