the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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