The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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