I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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