jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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