Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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