Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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