This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
