3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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