So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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