My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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