can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Drake has all the answers
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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