Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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