were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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