Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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