He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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