I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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