Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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