Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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