i think my mom watched the whole time
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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