I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Holy sore nipples Batman
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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