Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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