I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i think i have herpe
just one?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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