I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Don't make out with my wife yet
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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