i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
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my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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