He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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