also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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