we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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