once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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