The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
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