i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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