im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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