I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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