That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Can I color on your dick again?
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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