O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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