have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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