what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
it glows. i had to have it.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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