i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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