We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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