She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
if only i could text you this smell
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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