he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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