would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I don't �care how much you're grieving �a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.�
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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