Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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